Thursday, May 14, 2009

My new favourite student

(male) STUDENT: "I think animal testing is necessary."

GTA: "Even for cosmetics?"

STUDENT: *deadpan* "No, because I don't wear cosmetics."

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STUDENT: "Cosmetics are necessary for some people, though. Like my wife."

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GTA: "Name three things that are in your house."

STUDENT: "Any three things?"

GTA: "Yeah."

STUDENT: "Okay. I have three goldfish."

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