A couple weeks ago, I made a joke to my friend about fighting a Japanese woman in a bar: "What is she gonna do, titless me to death?"
Well, sirs, I have received my karmic comeuppance.
I popped into a professional hair care supplier to buy hair dye and developer. The cashier spoke a little English, and she complimented my bag and choice of colour. Pleased, I bent to collect my shopping bags, when she goes, "Oohhhh!"
I straightened up, and she made the universal gesture of Hey Look Titties. "Very big!!! I like!!"
"Uh...arigatou gozaimasu."
Then I totally fucked her on the French nails display.
Nah, I'm messing with you. But STILL.
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the Japanese are in awe of boobs.
Now the challenge is to use your boobage for good, and not for evil.
well, at least make it sexyevil. :)
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