I should maybe probably update this thing

...although, as far as I know, here's who reads this blog:

1. Me

2. My ex-boyfriend, because we're tight, yo. Also, I think he has a lot of free time. 'Sup, Ilya?

3. Maybe God, because I have to assume God is paying attention to SOMETHING. It certainly is not preventing beatdowns over his hometown, that's for sure. Oh, wait, that's Jesus. Is God from the Middle East, too? I mean, we don't know for sure that God is Jewish, because it's passed down matrilineally. So Jesus's mom is probably Middle Eastern. You know, Galadriel.

Okay, I'm done.